Argentina, Mexico, Japan, Todmorden.

 

Reynols - Gona Rubian Ranesa

Outlier Communications. LP/DL

Jake Blanchard - Morass

CDR

Friday morning started like many other Friday mornings in that I got out of bed and went food shopping but when I got back things took a very different turn. Mrs Fisher had received an email saying would it be possible for you to drop off some of your books at Salts Mill? This brought on a mix of emotions ranging from mild terror to nervousness to wild joy. Neither of us had been inside a bookshop for a good eight months. Apart from supermarkets and one visit to Oxfam I don’t think I’ve been inside a public building with other people since March. Mrs Fisher hasn’t even been to the supermarket. Or Oxfam either come to  that. Before shit came to town visiting a book shop on a Friday had become a regular thing for us; locate a book shop within reasonable driving distance, drive there, buy books, have lunch, go home, open bottle of wine, read books all while giving thanks to everything thats good with the world. And now I stood with a box of rolled oats in one hand and a tin of adzuki beans in the other while being asked if we could do that which was once so natural. Today even. Why not go after lunch I said ? Which is what we did.

We drove there, put on our masks and after scanning the NHS app in at reception we were once again inside one of the best book shops in the country. If you’ve not been I highly recommend it. If you live in a small village or town the chances are that Salts Mill will be bigger. It is huge, vast and only part of it is open to the public, the rest awaiting development and a return to everything not being shit. It has a couple of very good, common sense, reasonably priced restaurants, an art supply shop, several antique shops, outdoor clobber shop, a home-wear shop where you can pay £50 for a lemon squeezer and buy things for putting things in that come from Italy and of course a book shop. A flagstoned floor book shop with books laid out on tables and enormous windows with views up on to the hills on one side and the village of Saltaire with its close terraced streets on the other. They have the biggest collection of Hockney’s in the country too, all of it on permanent display and just being there makes you feel better about yourself. Even if you’re wearing a mask and have to leave your details at reception. Needless to say the book shop is also huge with plenty of space to move around in which is just as well under the current circumstances. They like to promote local authors too which is where Mrs Fisher comes in and unusually for a book shop they seem in no hurry to shift anything with discounting seemingly a dirty word. Some of Tony Harrison’s books have been there that long that they’re starting to yellow, others curl at the corners but its all part of the appeal. Its the sort of place that sees you leaving with that huge compendium of Oulipian literature or the compete dramatical works of Tony Harrison or the recently republished Ariel with that wonderful wood print cover even though you’ve already got two copies at home. People leave weighed down with books, pens, brushes, craft paper, £50 lemon squeezers and bulging stomachs all of them swearing blind that they’re coming back next week if not sooner. 

The hardest part of the outing wasn’t the mask wearing or getting home and worrying if the covid app was going to start bleeping but at having to endure the lousy traffic in and out of Bradford. I’d sort of forgotten how spectacularly awful and dispiriting it is driving in heavy traffic, and not because it was particularly foul that particular afternoon. The drive in and out of Bradford is as depressing and dangerous as it gets, a cross between Wacky Races and Death Race 2000 as undertaken by suicidal bus drivers, deranged taxis, local youths in souped up VW Golfs all taking place between nondescript industrial buildings selling brake pads and carpet remnants, boarded up pubs, forgotten churches with smashed windows and those hideous modern brick buildings surrounded by out of control weeds that are the headquarters for vehicle breakdown companies and debt recovery outfits. The mere sight of them sucks the life out of you. I’m glad I don’t have to do it every day.

I bought a book of course, its impossible to leave Salts Mill without one. Having an enormous reading pile I decided to buy lightly and purchased a copy of Yukio Mishima’s ‘Star’. One of those Penguin Modern’s that cost a couple of quid and can be read in an hour or so, which is what I did Friday evening. Then my long delayed copy of Fernanda Melchor’s ‘Hurricane Season’ turned up and my book reading world got shoved up against a wall and had its nose flattened. Its the kind of book that I thought didn’t exist anymore; a genuinely shocking and deeply disturbing book and one that refuses to leave you. It’s set in the small nondescript town of La Matosa, Mexico and interweaves the lives of several desperate, lost and shiftless people. People for whom life has little meaning beyond drugs, drink, casual violence and even more casual sex. After I’d finished it I realized I needed to read it again, and for the first time I can ever remember I turned from the last page to the first and started reading again. If you like your fiction dark and unsettling I couldn’t recommend it any higher.

Anyway, never mind all that, Reynols are back. Back with their first new studio album in seventeen years. Seventeen years. Where does all the time go? I remember hearing about Reynols when they emerged in the late nineties and the word was that they were making thee most out there psychedelic music you ever heard in your life, most of it driven to the pumping beat of their drummer who has Down Syndrome and then when you actually got to hear the music it was like a slow nod of appreciation growing in to full blown, wide eyed, wide smiled, head nodding, fist pumping, ejaculatory, exclamatory yes! They were indeed totally mind blowing. One of my favourite Reynols listening experiences was with the Betley release ‘-------’. The Toddmeister shoved a copy in my hand during a Saturday afternoon drink in the Duncan and me being a lightweight in the drink department fell asleep upon getting home and woke up early the next morning. Six o’clock Sunday morning if memory serves. If you want to know what weird feels like try listening to ‘-------’ when you’re wide awake at six o’clock on a dark winters morning. Imagine a psychedelic record as recorded in a concrete block in the desert by people who for whom the norm was a forgotten four letter word. Then I saw the documentary about Reynols [Buscando a Reynols] and it all started to make a little bit more sense. Reynols just liked to have fun. They loved to make music. They loved putting out albums and over a short period of time between the end of the nineties and the beginning of a new millennium they pumped it out in a frenzy of creativity. During this peak of creativity they were booked to play a gig in London but were denied entry for not having the correct paperwork [or something like that] and decided to spend their time in immigration custody making a new single using only photocopies of the paperwork that had been given them which was released as a single one side ‘Don’t Cry For Me England’ the other ‘Cry For Me Argentina’. Did I mention they come from Argentina? I bought more Reynols stuff along the way including a CDR that was an hour long drone, they fried my mind and now they’re back.

I have no idea why theres been a seventeen year hiatus in all things Reynols but I’m glad that its come to an end. Even if its been for this one release its been worth it. For this is prime Reynols, dig in and and don’t hang back. Highest possibles etc ... Spread over two sides of vinyl [green vinyl if you’re quick] this is where Reynols meet Neu! via the shamanic rituals of a peyote chief all of it covered in Tomasin’s ever enthusiastic shout and call vocals. On the opener ‘Cameso Cator Sitero’ he sounds like he’s leading a chaotic line dance, shouting out instructions as a wild jamboree of chugging guitar and a never ending swirly solo does the rounds, ‘Lintiri Tepe Roli’ is a much slower Apocalypse Now Doors themed The End with equally spooky keyboard runs and backing vocals straight out of a Sun City Girls soundcheck, ‘Acotan Silago Foli’ is as equally drowsy while the albums closer ‘Corlo Sattru’ sees Reynols push the Komische buttons and set the controls for the heart of a kiddie playground where the entire Reynols ensemble pick up their instruments and follow a tuneless military flute before the whole things collapses in a glorious heap. Welcome back my Argentinian friends. Lets hope you stick around for a while.

Closer to home by a margin of around 7,000 miles comes Jake Blanchard. He of the Tor Beers and The Tor Fest and the magic pen with which he doth create thee most wonderful works. He drew fifty individual ones for Morass and glued them to the fold out card sleeve and sent them out in to the world [maybe even Argentina, who knows?] where they were held close to the hearts of people who were heard to mutter the words ‘Weird West Yorkshire Psych’ or ‘mines a lambic’. That sort of thing. He being one of those fine upstanding human beings keeping the West Yorkshire freak flag a-fluttering by turning his house into a studio and filling it with electric guitars, synths, tape recorders, mixers, every instrument in the house perhaps and doing it in fine style too if this is anything to go by. No doubt influenced by those other furry freak brothers Campbell and Todd, Blanchard throws himself into a stinking hell hole pit of psych and comes out smelling of things in eternal reverse, of sporadically hit bits of drum, of droney electronica. Here comes some motorized Egyptian synth thrash as bashed out on the back of a six bottle frenzy on Friday night , betcha didn’t see that one coming and if I’m not out of the poang doing the jasper jig, up and down, up and down I’m up the bloody tree. Don’t stop me now folks. 

https://jakeblanchard.bandcamp.com/

https://outliercommunications.bandcamp.com/

   

 

Deezering

 

Ashtray Navigations - Para Sol Production

CDR/DL

brb>voicecoil - Alms of Guilt

Muzamuza/Opal Tapes. CD/DL/Lathe cut 12”

I’ve yet to decided whether my Deezer subscription is a blessing or a curse. Having access to 56 million tracks, 30,000 radio stations not to mention innumerable podcasts and playlists and lets not forget the sodding lyrics is like been given the keys to the sweet shop only to get gut ache from overdoing it on the wine gums. On the face of it everything seems totes amazeballs: all the music ever recorded by anybody who stood in front of a microphone for ten of your English pounds sterling per calendar month. Chuck in Bandcamp, an internet connection and digital storage space and I can now happily flog off my entire record/CD/cassette collection thus freeing up valuable space for my toilet roll collection.

Having a Deezer subscription means that I’m in danger of moving from someone who much prefers having an actual physical musical object in their possession to someone who streams music via a smartphone and bluetooth speaker and doesn’t have to get off their arse to turn an LP over every twenty minutes/change a CD every hour. The only problem I have with streaming/downloading is that I loose a connection with the artist/band/project [and sometimes an actual connection when wi-fi goes awol] and besides getting in and out of the Poang is good for me. Getting in and out of that Poang is likely to be a major part of my total exercise between now and the vaccine coming along. Don’t knock it. The more LP’s I have, the more records I play, the fitter I get. 

There’s a huge disconnect between streaming/downloading and owning a physical product and even though I may be able to listen to the King Crimson entire back catalogue in chronological order [barring 1975’s live album ‘USA’ which, for what I must assume are contractual reasons, isn’t on there] I feel as if I’m not a part of the music, not a part of what the band wanted me to be which is a buyer of their music, especially on vinyl. Or perhaps Fripp isn’t fussy so long as I’m buying it in one form or another? With Deezer I can listen before I buy though, using Deezer as a sampler if you like, it saves me the bother of buying those albums and tracks that didn’t really click and buy those that I really like which is why the vinyl of Lark’s Tongues in Aspic turned up last week. If you’re the kind of person who’s wasted many a Saturday afternoon digging around in record shops buying things on chance because you like the cover or were swayed by a review in the NME only to discover what you’ve paid good hard money for was crud and that the review was glowing because the reviewer was a friend of the band, then you know this works.

Another downside of Deezer [though this isn’t Deezers fault at all] is that I’ve been down the Prog black hole for far too long now. My Prog peregrinations seeing me arrive via King Crimson at the door of Peter Hammill, which is where I start getting all twitchy. My ongoing battle with Yes has ended. I now declare that they’re a great singles band and if Topographic Oceans had contained 39 tracks of three minutes or less instead of four they might have won me over completely, as it is I’m still unconvinced as to their greatness. Discovering that Geneses wrote a song about supermarkets also threw me: Aisle of Plenty, you can find it on Selling England by the Pound should you be curious enough to hear Peter Gabriel sing the line ‘Birds eye dairy cream sponge on offer this week’. 

Can having too much music be a bad thing though? Maybe I just need to hold back and not get too carried away here. Maybe I should be more judicious in my musical selections and rather like that kid in a sweet shop, not get gut ache from overdoing it on the wine gums but instead take my time and suck on a more meditative Mintoe. 

You can have the entire digital Ashtray Navigations back catalogue for one hundred and seventy six pounds ten pence exactly, a hefty sum, but keep in mind that you’re keeping two people in bread and water here. It might sound like a lot of money but this also allows those same two people to carry on making some of the best sounds on the planet. After finally putting down the 4CD/LP Greatest Hits job I was cheered to find that new material had already surfaced from Ashtray HQ with a release made entirely from the Toddmiester’s own hand. Para Sol Production could be and is like every other Ashtray Navigations release in that it contains the scraps of every other genre thats ever gone before it. Even Blaxploitation soundtracks, snippets of which I picked up during the first track with Todd chopping out stabbed guitar riffs like he’s got his cuff buttons stuck in the bridge strings. ‘Creaturetime’ is all dreamy swirls and much better value for money than anything I’ve heard from Oneohtrix Point Never, ‘Running California Eyeshutter I Socket Sitting Under The Great Blue Virtual Palm Tree of Your Mind Image Pulling That Old Face Like Seagulls Stole Your Chips or Something’ is a languid beatbox driven slice of ambience over which Todd runs his fingers up and down a piano bashing out notes like Keith Jarrett after one too many in the Fenton. 

Hows your rule of six, last orders at 9.30 pm lockdown of sorts going anyway? When I mention that the current coronavirus rules don’t really affect me that much I get accused of being an unsociable misery guts, which is exactly true. Pubs hold about as much appeal to me as Victorian plague pits these days so I’ll see you all on the other side if thats alright with you. Waking up to find that Bunker Boy has got the virus had me spraying the cornflakes but then I thought of Bolsorano who also contracted the virus and survived thus enhancing his reputation as a strong man. Johnson survived too but at least he goes jogging and cycling which might just have been enough to save the oaf, the nearest Bunker Boy gets to exercise is walking up the steps of Air Force one and I bet that tires him out. Or has he got the virus? If he emerges from this intact [which I’m sure he will] he’ll go the same way as Bolsorano and Johnson and escape with reputation enhanced. I don’t usually wish ill will on anybody but in certain circumstances I allow myself exceptions. This is one of them. But I digress.

Last but certainly not least come brb>voicecoil who in my last recent review of theirs I renamed brb>voicecall. For the entire review. Maybe I was dazzled by the super limited clear blue lathe cut slab of wax that it came on? Thats my excuse anyway, that and my inability to see letters where they should be. This comes in that same most desirous format though this time in a stunning transparent green, and CD [via Opal Tapes] and download via Bandcamp which is sort of where I came in. Of the six tracks of treated field recordings, twisted found sounds and cold industrial ambience that populate Alms of Guilt [Kevin Wilkinson, for tis he, describes himself as an ‘audio manipulator’ and ‘sound deconstructor’] my favourite pick would be the nearly ten minute long The Truth of Demons with its clanging elevator cables and rolling steel pipes thats as near to fellow north easterners TNB as we’re going to get here. There be glacier slippage, mic’d up truffle hunting pig snorting through detritus, inhospitable winds, the march of insects, heavy stones dropped in to dark reservoirs on lonely moor tops, the sound-worlds that Wilkinson creates via brb>voicoil are cold and unwelcoming but never less than totally absorbing.  

https://muzamuza.bandcamp.com/album/alms-of-guilt

https://www.brbvoicecoil.com/

https://ashtraynavigations.bandcamp.com/album/para-sol-production

Leitmotiv Limbo

 

Leitmotiv Limbo - Minimal Sphere

Servataguse Muusika. SM004. Cassette

A cassette that set off from Australia on the the last day in July and arrived here six weeks later. Maybe it had to be quarantined on the way? Maybe it went in to the same bag as the Dr Steg postcard with the razor blades on it and when it got as far as Cleckheaton sorting office it had to be x-rayed by a team of experts [no further news on that particular incident by the way] or maybe they just gently squeezed the jiffy bag and went ‘nahh … it feels like a cassette to me mate, put it in with the regular mail’, ‘a cassette?’ comes the reply ‘didn’t they like die a death when CD’s came out? like when the internet took over music like the Mafia does your business demanding protection money, explaining to you very quietly and with a hint of menace that this is the way things are going to be from now on?’

I quite like this cassette with its alliteration and its printed red j-card Led Zeppelin font. I have no idea what the black, half Rorschach alien dagger splat is on the cover and I doubt it adds anything to the release itself seeing as how this is eight tracks of grimy, minimalist, buried beats as made with ‘analogue instruments of carefully selected materials’ [a black and white image of a decaying corpse or a 1950’s nuclear bunker would have been more in keeping but thats where we are]. For those of you who judge books by their cover, and I count myself amongst that number, this cassette could have contained anything from re-workings of Jimmy Page’s soundtrack parpings to some kind of techno homage. Not that I’m going to try and educate anybody as to what it is they put their releases in but still ... you see where I’m coming from here. 

Because the cassette took so long to arrive a digital version appeared in the interim. And when compared side by side the difference is of such staggering proportions that you’d think you were listening to a different release entirely, the grime of the cassette wiped clean by sterile Covid-19 swabs, washed clean by people in plastic smocks wearing masks and latex gloves. I took myself off to the Servataguse Muusika YouTube channel to test this out and found Elijah [for tis he] standing at a couple of tables in an Adelaide pub making sounds that resemble Aphex Twin [au naturel] circa Selected Ambient Sounds, Panasonic, Chris Carter’s TG sludge, all from four wooden boxes with wires coming out of them. For a moment I came over all nostalgic and pined for a gig, any kind of gig, but particularly one where pub tables are shoved together and people sit and listen and nod in-between going to the bar for a pint and then you get talking to somebody you haven’t seen in years and you miss the rest of the set entirely only to be told that that was the best gig anybody had seen since Government Alpha nearly jammed with Tony Conrad, I mean people were actually fainting from the sheer beauty of it all, they couldn’t handle its intensity but you were at the fucking bar getting another bottle of Erdinger.

But I digress. The eight tracks of minimal Sphere have names like Planning and Plotting, Guardian of an Other Order, What Just Happened, Flotilla on Fluid Crystal. Maybe its the miles between us thats causing some kind of temporal dislodge-ment on my behalf but this just works for me right now. Had this arrived from a suburb of Hull I might have been less impressed but between Australia and this small room on the other side of the world a transformation has taken place and these eight tracks, most of them not much more than a couple of minutes in duration, have become so much more than their whole. It might not blown your mind and it might not be the best thing you hear all week but for a moment there I was listening to a cassette of homemade synth sounds and all was well with the world. I hope you buy one. I hope you don’t have to wait six weeks for it to arrive.

http://www.servataguse.com/

Knock, Knock.

 

Rovellasca - Delirium, or Sonata

Crow Versus Crow. CVC017

Cassette/DL. 50 copies.

Vatican Shadow/Salford Electronics - Temple Gas Mask

Hospital Productions. HOS-677

Cassette/DL. 200 copies.

Posset - Pestling The Unalterable

DL 

Posset - Grindcore My Rave Years

DL

Venusian Death Cell - The Rose

CDR

At around nine a.m. Wednesday morning I answered the phone to a most irate Mrs Fisher. While halfway through her personal ablutions she’d received a knock at the door and thinking it was the nice post lady she made for it déshabillé; shower cap, tatty sweater, no make-up all while shouting down the stairs, ‘I’ll be there in a minute’ then fighting with the slippy front door mechanism only to be met by the grim stare of two police officers.

After a momentary grilling through a crack in the door it became apparent that it was me they were seeking and after further questioning said it was in relation to some post that had been sent my way courtesy of a certain Dr. Steg. Said post containing items that could lead to injury should they be handled without due care and attention vis-vis the daft bugger had sent me something with a razor blade glued to it. They waved the offending item in Mrs Fisher’s face and said that they would return.

Which is where we stand at the moment. Needless to say, this didn’t go down well with Mrs Fisher. Her mood that day further darkened when after retrieving a pile of wet clothing from the washing machine discovered the entire load covered in tiny bits of tissue paper, this due to me not checking trouser pockets pre laundry basket entry. When two workmen turned up next door and started pulling the bathroom out the day was beyond repair. You can imagine the looks that awaited me when I returned home from work. All of this on top of Mrs Fisher having been made redundant the week before. Not good. Wine and promises of ‘this wont happen again’ can only get you so far but fortunately for me the ship of calamity was slowly steered into shallower waters. I now await the return of plod.

Still, lets look on the bright side; the Russians have found a cure for Covid-19 even though they’ve only tested it on seventy-nine people and the streets of the United Kingdom will be much safer going forward thanks to the promised arrival of hundreds if not thousands of Covid-19 Marshals. These people will be tasked with doling out friendly advice, hand sanitizer and masks all while making sure people don’t come closer than two meters together except in pubs and restaurants where anything still goes in a desperate lets not hide it bid to make up the shortfall in Rishi Sunak’s depleted tax revenue account. 

At least my purple snood arrived from Uniqlo. Thank you Mrs Fisher. Thank you Uniqlo.

In other news I signed up for a Deezer account. I still don’t know if this is a good thing or a bad thing and its something I’ve been having a lot of internal conversations over. One part of me thinks ‘well, how do the artists get paid for their work and what happens if my phone has no charge and the wi-fi’s dodgy just at the exact same moment I’m in the mood for that ECM comp?’ while the other thinks ‘well, at least I can listen to the entire King Crimson back catalogue for ten quid’. For musical exploration purposes it seems to be a portal of discovery while on the other hand I’m wondering if I’ll ever have to buy another physical object ever again. But does me craving having the physical object make me a collector rather than just a listener? I can listen to the new Ashtray Navigations release via Bandcamp [that other now essential online portal of discovery] and never have to look at the Ash Navs LP/CD combo I bought ever again. But I like having the physical object. Its mine. It has art and information on it, the entire release is an artistic statement in so many different ways and if you have lots of them you have a collection of sorts and if you have a Deezer account you have a way of listening and thats it. So much is missing. So much of this sits uneasy with me.

When you’re running out of shelf space maybe this is the way to go? When we’re all crammed into some Ballardian [Covid-19 free] hellscape, elbow to sharp elbow having access to everything ever recorded ever via certain online retailers will be par for the course and buyers of vinyl will be seen as weird antiquarians, the kind of people who don’t mind getting up off their arses every twenty minutes to put more music on. Whatever.    

A couple of people who are still very much working within the physical domain are Andy Wild of Crow Versus crow and Dominik Fernow of Hospital Productions. Crow Versus Crow cassettes are things of beauty and well worth having, the cassette shell here having an opaque textured sheen, the sleeve containing Wild’s own artwork that is Twombly meets Schwitters but here leaning more towards the Schwitters. Rovellasca being Invisible City supremo Craig Stewart Johnson who according to the Bandcamp press ‘explore[s] emotional resonance within delicately constructed monolithic palimpsests’ which is a fantastic line and one that I almost understand. To my ears its a very mellow and utterly absorbing industrial extractor fan drone played out in three parts, the tape hiss adding to the work immensely, one of those drones that leaks out of bass amps and rumbles across the floor vibrating your flares before disappearing up your leg.

Dominik Fernow’s project Vatican Shadow is one I’ve read about but not heard, usually on Twitter where people make jokes about Vatican Shadow’s cover art being leaked, a joke that is totally lost on me. After various investigations I now know that Vatican Shadow lay down heavy beats in an Industrial meets Hardcore Techno kind of way. Not that I know a thing about Hardcore Techno, or Industrial come to that, but it seems apposite. Thudding beats of a stark and brooding nature which after Salford Electronics has smeared it with his grey suburban grime becomes ever more depressing. All that’s left to do is alter the BPM and cover it in black and white artwork reminiscent of 1990’s Power Electronics outfits, thus lots of soldiers shooting at things in the desert and the trying on of gas masks. One for the dark nights ahead. Dark Knights ahead.

Posset’s pair of releases have been very kindly put on to disc for those us digital averse or who prefer the physical but these are to all intents and purposes digital releases. The CD’s  are kindly received as it means I can listen with headphones on through the hi-fi midweek as Mrs Fisher looks for a new partner on Tinder. As ever its always a pleasure to hear what the Possetted one has been up to. A most singular voice from the north east and who can resist a release that takes its title from a line by Beckett. This would be Pestling The Unalterable of course and not Grindcore My Rave Years, Beckett long since having snuffed it before such things became available to consumers. 

With Dictaphone and tapes in hand our intrepid hero sits on a park bench every morning watching the geese make their way toward the water. Those expecting a Chris Watson-esque recording will be disappointed to find twenty minutes of someone gasping for breath as small feathered things tweet and tape squidge burbles and boils and bubbles along like bad guts after too much beer and curry. The twelve tracks that make up Grindcore are an extension as such but add to the mix the belchings of beelzebub, intergalactic communications, people having sex in millisecond bursts, drunken readings of Finnegan’s Wake, cats growling, the Clangers on acid, cats whisker radio trawls and people playing tubas while hitting metal buckets. This exploration of sound through the medium of tape and voice is one that I never fail to delight in, Posset achieving with such humble equipment sounds that eclipse those working within well equipped studios.

Meanwhile, over in Ireland Idwal’s favourite Metal band Venusian Death Cell has delivered what is surely their shortest and arguably best work to date. Ten tracks in under 20 minutes of sucked through a condensor mic straight to tape fuck you I don’t care I’m doing it anyway with my whammy bar and drums all coming through in spectacular wall of sound ear bleed-o-rama metal as you never heard it before. David Vora [for tis he] has been doing this for so long now it feels like coming home every time I get one of his releases. The manic vocal intros, the two stringed up and down the neck ‘Orphan’, the pounding drum of ‘Rotting in Hell’, the Slayer cover and ‘Master’ where Vora bangs a piano, hits play on a beat box and reverbs his guitar to shreds all while singing the word ‘master’ over and over again. Long may he continue to rule in hell.

There’s a knock at the door. I must dash, Mrs Fisher refuses to answer it. 

CVC

Vatican Shadow / Salford Electronics

Posset

davidvora10 [at] hotmail.com

Tristan Tzara Meets Nurse With Wound

 

Tristan Tzara - Minuits Pour Géants

Nurse With Wound - On The Edge Of Outside

Lenka Lente. Book + CD

ISBN : 979-10-94601-33-4

One benefit of being in an ongoing on-off Kirklees lock down loop of sorts, is that I've been doing a lot more reading than usual. The benefits of sitting quietly with a book are much ignored and while some people go batshit stir crazy after two hours of being indoors and start redecorating their houses or subscribing to all sorts of shit to watch on the telly I find the quiet and solitude that a book brings to be as good for my mental health as any amount of therapy. Not that its that quiet around here anymore but you get my drift. In some respects it's a little like being in a holiday cottage on the Northumbrian coast only with more police sirens, barking dogs, kids playing tuneless recorders and the rumble of the M62.

Mrs Fisher is the more voracious reader of the two of us and when not writing herself is capable of chewing up novels in a day, while I like to take a more casual approach, dipping in and out of books of various genres with a nonchalance that some people might find whimsical or dilettantish. I skip from newspapers articles to short stories, to rereading bits of favourite books, occasionally I'll get my teeth into a really good novel and will tear through the pages with a manic zeal wondering why I don’t read more novels only to be distracted once more by that book on Kraftwerk or the forthcoming Kelman. 

Last week I swung from reacquainting myself with The Importance of Being Earnest to the second installment of Francis Stonor Saunders fascinating account of her families escape from Romania during the Second World War to Kafka's Metamorphosis to Private Eye [the latter I now realise being far too cynical and wearisome for pandemic reading]. After flicking through a Dora Kinsley book on the lives of famous authors I decided that the three novels of Cormac Mcarthy's I'd read were nowhere near enough and that I should get hold of some of his others, perhaps with an eye to taking them on holiday next week [yes, an actual holiday] but then what about the 'to read' pile? That ever present jumbled tower of books that is forever a reminder of money spent but not benefited from. Its certainly shrunk during lock down but it still lives in double digit territory; The Complete Sherlock Holmes, The Complete Edgar Allen Poe, all those Pushkin Press Japanese short story collections, Celine's Death on the Installment Plan, Martin Amis ….

I'd like to read the words of Tristan Tzara which Lenka Lente have put in to a book along with a well paired Nurse With Wound CD but as is sometimes the case, the words come in French. I have no problem with this. Lenka Lente are a French publisher and I don't expect them to pander to my lack of bilingualism. With previous Lenka Lente publications of a similar nature, I have at times been able to circumnavigate this problem by casting around for an online translation, but not this time. I have at times in the past scanned pages and translated the resulting images using online software but time isn't on my side here and to translate ‘Minuits Pour Géants’ would deprive me of my precious dilettante-ish reading time. Instead I do some Tzara research because I now realise that I know little about him other than he was one of the co-founders of Dada. I now know a little more; painter, avant-garde poet, performance artist, director, composer, critic, essayist and an eventual mover towards Surrealism. Born plain old Samy Rosenstock he changed his name to one that is said to be a Romanian pun on ‘sad in the country’, or ‘sad donkey Tzara’ in French, though this seems subjective. English translation of Tzara’s work appear to run to his poems and Dada manifesto’s leaving me Tzara-less as far this goes. Ah well.

Ten minutes of new Nurse With Wound sort of makes up for this but it didn’t satisfy my craving enough, so I played A Sucked Orange as I dug around for the Nurse With Wound/Hafler Trio split cassette from 1987, a release that still fries my mind to this day. I didn’t find it so I played On The Edge Of Outside on repeat for a bit. Expect heavy, portentous guitar, hammered piano and a soundtrack to something scary, preferably by Peter Strickland. Nurse With Wound here as a quartet and that heavy guitar courtesy of Andrew Lille who seems to revel in such things, cascading sheets of echoing guitar, scraped strings and wild tumult beneath which eventually appears the sounds of a gutted upright piano as played by the survivor of an industrial press accident. 

Très bon. 

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